Burning Up A Sun Just To Say Goodbye

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: burqalicious, via notthatyoudcare)

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

(via heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho)

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

(via timelords-are-forever)

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

(via the-nargles-have-the-phone-box)

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(via nerdblerrg)

lovelylittlehippos:

sir-pyllero:

hankler-fish:

blainestorm:

ckweek:

squidkneee:

phlynn:

summer bloggin

happened to fast

summer bloggin

had me a blast

I met a friend crazy for me

Met a blog, cute as can be

tumblr days, drifted away

but oohh-oh those tumblr nights

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,

LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?

tell me more tell me more

did you reblog that ass

*hip thrusts violently* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh

(via nerdblerrg)

menmas-booty:

menmas-booty:

There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too.

For those who might doubt me

(via david-tennants-sexual-ass)