WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

kbo-londondreamer:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.

(via samapitongzabala)

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

(via look-with-your-green-eyes)

unblogger:

red-the-sexy-owl:

unblogger:

nashrek ogreier

How fucking dare you ruin the image of a famous pop culture like him. Just because he made some mistakes you fuse him with this disgusting monster? Honestly, Shrek should never be humiliated

out of all the comments ive seen people making this is my favorite

(via myboishezzah)

hipsterinatardis:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

They were on the Today show!

(via charlotte-corday)

afro-dominicano:

grilledsneakers:

This is what the people of Ferguson are up against and if you still don’t think that this is a big deal then you need to wake the fuck up

wtfff

(via imsorrysherlock)

ramtadrytata:

even aliens have better representation in media than bisexual people

(via starkidstolethetardis)

super-who-locked-in:

almostpanicking:

momofficial:

all four

all of the Panic! at the Disco albums in order

That’s so accurate I have no words

(Source: alienemotions, via consultingsonic)

thecrimsonalchemist:

thecrimsonalchemist:

thecrimsonalchemist:

so I went to look at cats today

I didn’t get a cat

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(via carlyoulilshit)

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via imsorrysherlock)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

I STILL LOVE YOU

MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

(Source: worldofthecutestcuties, via pamplemoose)

goldblxxded:

poyzn:

This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.

ok but did they watch the tapes

(via horror-story-coven)

not-enough-fandom:

godtierkankri:

proudlyinsane:

MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT

This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.

CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”

(via pamplemoose)

lolsofunny:

so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

(Source: squidwurd, via allonsyandallwaswell)

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