primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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skrelp:

baelor:

skrelp:

do-it-yourself bird feeder

why do you need a helmet

why is the banana in a cup

why is there already a hole in the bread in the first picture but not in the second right before you nail it to the tree

why did you use such a nice camera to take these pictures

why are your cuticles so bad

safety first

to keep it warm

the first bread didnt smell right so i replaced it

i used my phone

i dont need this

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

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oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

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shavingryansprivates:

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES

EVERYTHING JUST GETS KINDA BLURRY

I CAN STILL SEE HOW MANY FINGERS YOURE HOLDING UP ASSHOLE

(via lokis-army-at-221b)

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

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shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

(Source: theamericankid, via theconsultingdoctor)

grandpacain:

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

wow, i could get even more procrastinating done!

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the-last-black-unicorn:

gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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……..u know what to do

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lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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I was talking to a guy I used to work with at Disneyland about how he was promoted to head costume designer and he was freaking out about his first assignment

  • Him: it has to be perfect
  • Me: what does?
  • Him: they'll kill me if I screw up this dress
  • Me: no they won't it's just a dress
  • Him: yes they will I'm going to waste their money then Mickey Mouse is going to have me dropped on a deserted island far away where I'll die alone
  • Me: it can't be that big a deal, are you making a parade character's dress or something?
  • Him: they gave me so much money, I'm going to fuck it up. She'll look hideous
  • Me: it'll be okay if you make a mistake, who's dress are you making?
  • Him: *whispers* Elsa
  • Me: isn't Elsa already in the park with a complete costume?
  • Him: yes
  • Me: then how are you doing her dress if it's done already?
  • Him: her park dress is done. But she has her official, internationally televised and watched by millions coronation into the Disney royal family as a queen coming up and all the other members of the royal family will be there even the queens and all the princes and they've already booked the castle and they gave me one million dollars to design the perfect dress for Elsa as my first assignment.
  • Me: oh...shit
  • Him: *starts crying quietly*

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

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